The Orville: This is What Star Trek Was Missing.

“BOOM, bitch!” A recent Facebook status went like this: “The Orville is a really good show. It carries itself like an actual Star Trek canon series, not a parody. It simply includes the humor, pop cultural references, character quirks, unprofessionality, etc., that we would expect from actual human beings. (It’s simply missing 400yrs of pop […]

Yes, I Just Wrote About Katy Perry.

Early-90’s club beats, 80’s fashion overindulgences, drag queens the likes of which would make Divine wet, and a bizarre collection of wonderfully-freakish club goers makes this a quintessential visual performance of 2017. I’m not a big fan of Katy Perry one way of another, just apathetic. And the fact that this is at least as […]

10 Steps for Creating the Perfect Life

Step one for creating a perfect life: don’t go outside. The outside is scary. People are mean. They will hurt you, and if they don’t, you might just fall down. Step two: Do not interact. As stated in step 1, people are mean. They only think of themselves and they all probably want to hurt […]

Defining YMO

Yellow Magic Orchestra is as Japanese as apple pie. Even if you know the band, that probably doesn’t make much sense. Let me explain. I just have to introduce the guys, first: Generally speaking, the electro-or-synth-pop trio is considered one of the founding fathers in the lineage of modern J-Pop. Including the members’ label and […]

New Featured Artist of 1974: Kai Band

“Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. Devour old films, new films, music, books, paintings, photographs, poems, dreams, random conversations, architecture, bridges, street signs, trees, clouds, bodies of water, light and shadows. Select only things to steal from that speak directly to your soul. If you do this, […]